Okay, I have changed my mind.

Instead of doing my original idea, a one man show about one man shows entitled “Obligatory One Man Show”, I will be working on something completely different.

The new concept is “Disney’s Inferno”. Hell has been bought out and is now a theme park attraction. Virgil is still contractually bound to do the tours and is under constant pressure from management to “lighten it up”.

“Keep your arms, legs, and soul inside the car at all times, and please don’t look the damned in the eye.”