Including advice! That’s right, The Official Michael Kuhl’s life may be a complete shambles, but he is great with other people’s lives. Or not. Let’s just say he’s flexible.
So go ahead! If you have a pesky problem, ask The Official Michael Kuhl!
Just a few things:
- The Official Michael Kuhl may or may not respond at all.
- Although you have the option of requesting the quality of advice, The Official Michael Kuhl may give you the opposite of your request.
- The advice given may or may not be relevant to the problem.
- The Official Michael Kuhl takes no responsibility for the consequences of any advice you choose to follow. In fact, The Official Michael Kuhl may, at his discretion, claim that he was drunk at the time he gave the advice and has no memory of it or you. Tell you what, let’s just make that an option….
- The whole damn thing may wind up posted on The Official Michael Kuhl Web Thing. Should this occur, please rest assured that all personal information will be redacted. Hell, The Official Michael Kuhl may just randomly redact things. Like adverbs.
So go ahead. Let’s see if we can solve your problem! Or make it much, much worse.