I just cooked something that looks absolutely terrifying.

It involved eggs… sausage… mushrooms… onions…a few things that were just hanging around in the refrigerator minding their own business and bothering nobody.

If I were to serve this to the troops they would frag me. I tried to photograph it, but it can’t be done. If you look at it you get the eerie feeling that it’s looking back and plotting it’s next move.

It’s an unmitigated culinary fuck you.

And it tastes phenomenal. I want to eat nothing but this for the rest of my life.
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…yes, my wife is out of town. Why do you ask?