I would like to take a moment to address the cosmos:

You remember years ago when I would joke about being part of the Karma Exchange Program, wherein a group of us, for purely altruistic reasons, was enduring crap to help Adolph Hitler work off his massive karmic debt?

I would just like to remind the cosmos that it was meant as A FUCKING JOKE! You know? A joke!

So you can knock it off, you humor impaired, literal minded prick.

Asshole.